Supermodel Heidi Klum says she gave her famous assets the stereotypically German names in homage to her homeland.
She said: "They've been an ongoing joke for, like, 12 years. It started because I was from Germany, and people always make fun of ze Germans, yah?
"So when I began modelling I used to say, 'These are German breasts, one is called Hans and one is called Franz.' "